Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Be cool! Be a follower!


Listen up...this blog has been going relatively strong for a couple of years now, and I think I've thrown up some fresh and rad content over that time, so support Critters by being a follower!!! All the cool kids are doing it!!! (thanks Dooz & Drew) So figure it out and REPRESENT! You know who you are!

Let us compare blog peeps within the familial circle of love:

Dooz is so preoccupied with her style blog hit list that she doesn't even allow followers on her own. Lame-O times fifteen. But that kid is pretty cute.

Christa is relatively new to the game, but she definitely has some solid familial-circle-of-love support already. A strong showing for a rookie! Keep it up and stay after all your other peeps out there.

Lauren needs to hit the streets of Hollywood to put some big names on the scoreboard. I'm thinking December could produce some star quality on Baby Wigs. Where's Stallone? What about my girl Scarlett J? Get some boots on the pavement and track down The Situation!

Emily takes the gold without question. However there is a question regarding the disproportionately high number of faceless peeps. Is she playing fair? Is she stacking the deck with her own pen names or alternate personalities? Defend yourself Em. Quash this rumor NOW.

That counter just taunts me and my word-smithing genius on Critters. Sure, I probably don't have TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND hits, but I gots more peeps than you! I envision Ken awake at all hours of the night blistering his mouse fingers as he runs up his own blog's ticker.

Unkie Dew mixes it up....some legitimate, some cartoon (i.e. imaginary), and some faceless. I don't know what to think.

3 comments:

christa said...

omg - you're so demanding;)

Jess said...

I've added our followers to the blog.... 14, BooYah! I plan to steal Emily's gold by weeks end.

Matt said...

But I haven't paid kickbacks to any of my followers. You sold out, I just have to find a way to prove it.